added 2007 Wed Jun 13 8:51:46 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - President Bush has appointed Ben Thorstad as the nation's first Total F*cking Mess Czar. Thorstad will assume day-to-day oversight of the administration's current total f*cking messes and we be charged with planning and development of all future total f*cking messes.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - President Bush has appointed Ben Thorstad as the nation's first Total F*cking Mess Czar. Thorstad will assume day-to-day oversight of the administration's current total f*cking messes and we be charged with planning and development of all future total f*cking messes.
added 2007 Mon Jun 4 7:02:48 by TechnologyExpert
Dog owners have long maintained that their pooches have a lot more going on between their furry ears than scientists acknowledge. Now, new research is adding to the growing evidence that man's best friend thinks a lot more than many humans have believed.
Dog owners have long maintained that their pooches have a lot more going on between their furry ears than scientists acknowledge. Now, new research is adding to the growing evidence that man's best friend thinks a lot more than many humans have believed.
added 2007 Sun Mar 25 19:35:22 by catstevens
just 24% of Americans consider Gore an expert on Global Warming. A Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey of 1,000 adults found that 47% say he is not an expert on the topic
just 24% of Americans consider Gore an expert on Global Warming. A Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey of 1,000 adults found that 47% say he is not an expert on the topic
added 2007 Fri Mar 9 19:15:44 by moemebe
Chinese people risk becoming foreigners in their own country because of an obsession with using English-only public signs in the run-up to the 2008 Olympic Games, state media reported Friday, quoting a lawmaker. "Too many signs in public places carry only English information, leaving those who don't know the language puzzled and embarrassed.
Chinese people risk becoming foreigners in their own country because of an obsession with using English-only public signs in the run-up to the 2008 Olympic Games, state media reported Friday, quoting a lawmaker. "Too many signs in public places carry only English information, leaving those who don't know the language puzzled and embarrassed.
added 2007 Mon Feb 19 19:55:45 by elzorro2162
Profiles in political courage are rare, indeed, but there's an early contender for the awards Caroline Kennedy hands out every May: Nashville Mayor Bill Purcell. On Monday, defying the xenophobes, know-nothings and nativists, Purcell vetoed a local ordinance that would have enshrined "English-only" as official city policy and dictated tha
Profiles in political courage are rare, indeed, but there's an early contender for the awards Caroline Kennedy hands out every May: Nashville Mayor Bill Purcell. On Monday, defying the xenophobes, know-nothings and nativists, Purcell vetoed a local ordinance that would have enshrined "English-only" as official city policy and dictated tha
added 2007 Fri Feb 9 20:31:59 by moemebe
SOUTH GLENS FALLS -- Police dispatchers are no dummies. They know, for instance, that when they take a call from a little girl, giggling, who says "a doughnut just hit a car," it's a joke. Not really funny unless you're 8, but humor is subjective. Less funny is when the calls are chillingly specific: "There's been an accident...
SOUTH GLENS FALLS -- Police dispatchers are no dummies. They know, for instance, that when they take a call from a little girl, giggling, who says "a doughnut just hit a car," it's a joke. Not really funny unless you're 8, but humor is subjective. Less funny is when the calls are chillingly specific: "There's been an accident...
added 2007 Tue Feb 6 16:20:43 by moemebe
The minister of a Baptist church in South Portland asked for forgiveness Monday for frightening members of the Jewish community with a provocative newspaper advertisement that promoted his Sunday sermon about anti-Semitism. The ad touted a sermon titled, "The Only Way to Destroy the Jewish Race."...
The minister of a Baptist church in South Portland asked for forgiveness Monday for frightening members of the Jewish community with a provocative newspaper advertisement that promoted his Sunday sermon about anti-Semitism. The ad touted a sermon titled, "The Only Way to Destroy the Jewish Race."...
added 2007 Mon Jan 29 22:11:46 by ind06
A full week after Lord Vader's accidental strangling of Admiral Romodi Motti, the media shows no signs of letting go. "The hate-Vader crowd loves this story," complained Faux-News political analyst Boba Fett. "But it doesn't affect anyone's life at all. It's not like it reveals any deep insights into Lord Vader's character."
A full week after Lord Vader's accidental strangling of Admiral Romodi Motti, the media shows no signs of letting go. "The hate-Vader crowd loves this story," complained Faux-News political analyst Boba Fett. "But it doesn't affect anyone's life at all. It's not like it reveals any deep insights into Lord Vader's character."
added 2007 Mon Jan 15 4:52:34 by ind06
WASHINGTON, D.C. - "I would have carried out the execution of former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein differently," said Justice Department head, Alberto Gonzales.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - "I would have carried out the execution of former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein differently," said Justice Department head, Alberto Gonzales.
