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    <pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:51:46 GMT</pubDate><item>
	<title>Total-Fcking-Mess Czar To Manage All Total Fcking Messes</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/2043181</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - President Bush has appointed Ben Thorstad as the nation&#039;s first Total F*cking Mess Czar. Thorstad will assume day-to-day oversight of the administration&#039;s current total f*cking messes and we be charged with planning and development of all future total f*cking messes.
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    <pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:51:46 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>What Dogs They Thinking? More Than We Knew.</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/2025576</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    Dog owners have long maintained that their pooches have a lot more going on between their furry ears than scientists acknowledge. Now, new research is adding to the growing evidence that man&#039;s best friend thinks a lot more than many humans have believed.
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    <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2007 07:02:48 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>24% Consider Al Gore Global Warming Expert</title>
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    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    just 24% of Americans consider Gore an expert on Global Warming. A Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey of 1,000 adults found that 47% say he is not an expert on the topic
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    <pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2007 19:35:22 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>Olympics: Chinese lawmaker upset over too much English</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/926175</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    Chinese people risk becoming foreigners in their own country because of an obsession with using English-only public signs in the run-up to the 2008 Olympic Games, state media reported Friday, quoting a lawmaker. 
&quot;Too many signs in public places carry only English information, leaving those who don&#039;t know the language puzzled and embarrassed.
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    <pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2007 19:15:44 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>Op Ed: English-only push is given a proper veto</title>
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    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    Profiles in political courage are rare, indeed, but there&#039;s an early contender for the awards Caroline Kennedy hands out every May: Nashville Mayor Bill Purcell. On Monday, defying the xenophobes, know-nothings and nativists, Purcell vetoed a local ordinance that would have enshrined &quot;English-only&quot; as official city policy and dictated tha
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    <pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2007 19:55:45 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>Girl, 8, nabbed after making 135 prank 911 calls</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/514690</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    SOUTH GLENS FALLS -- Police dispatchers are no dummies. They know, for instance, that when they take a call from a little girl, giggling, who says &quot;a doughnut just hit a car,&quot; it&#039;s a joke. Not really funny unless you&#039;re 8, but humor is subjective.
Less funny is when the calls are chillingly specific: &quot;There&#039;s been an accident...
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    <pubDate>Fri, 09 Feb 2007 20:31:59 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>Baptist minister sorry about &quot;Destroy the Jewish Race&quot; ad</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/472191</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    The minister of a Baptist church in South Portland asked for forgiveness Monday for frightening members of the Jewish community with a provocative newspaper advertisement that promoted his Sunday sermon about anti-Semitism.
The ad touted a sermon titled, &quot;The Only Way to Destroy the Jewish Race.&quot;...
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    <pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2007 16:20:43 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>Media Unfair To Darth Vader</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/366620</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    A full week after Lord Vader&#039;s accidental strangling of Admiral Romodi Motti, the media shows no signs of letting go.
&quot;The hate-Vader crowd loves this story,&quot; complained Faux-News political analyst Boba Fett. &quot;But it doesn&#039;t affect anyone&#039;s life at all. It&#039;s not like it reveals any deep insights into Lord Vader&#039;s character.&quot;
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    <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2007 22:11:46 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>I&#039;d Have Executed Hussein Differently, Says Gonzales</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/168576</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    WASHINGTON, D.C. - &quot;I would have carried out the execution of former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein differently,&quot; said Justice Department head, Alberto Gonzales.
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    <pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2007 04:52:34 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>EbooksClub : Main</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/48328</link>
    <author>unknown@YahooMyWeb.com</author>
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    <pubDate>Sat, 09 Dec 2006 03:56:52 GMT</pubDate>
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